By Shy n' Awkward
Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:27 pm
Hello Everybody, 
I was just wondering how I could use my MPC 2500 to receive more vagina?
The only reason I purchased this machine was so I could get my hands on more vagina & I know you all probably did too....
Be honest, if you found out you could NEVER have vagina ever again, would you ever bother to make another beat? What would be the point?
Mine has never even been switched on, I just mounted it next to my bed
in the hope that a girl might see it & think I'm interesting/creative enough to sleep with.
Basic equation: MPC 2500 + Time & Sleep depraving effort = Money = Vagina (or simply personal creative, satisfaction
)
I've thought about customizing this b*tch with some shiny looking parts, as I assume that guys who have done this probably receive more vagina than the rest of us (this must be true because it's what my conscience tells me).
So what it really boils down to is this:
Have you achieved more vaginal companionship since aquiring your 2500?
If yes, then tell us how? & if no... then have you considered selling it as it could be defective?
.......& finally, the most impotant question: Can I use a woman's nipple to rotate the jog wheel? (This question has been bugging me since this morning).
Kind regards,
Shy n' Awkward (London, England)
I was just wondering how I could use my MPC 2500 to receive more vagina?
The only reason I purchased this machine was so I could get my hands on more vagina & I know you all probably did too....
Be honest, if you found out you could NEVER have vagina ever again, would you ever bother to make another beat? What would be the point?
Mine has never even been switched on, I just mounted it next to my bed
in the hope that a girl might see it & think I'm interesting/creative enough to sleep with.Basic equation: MPC 2500 + Time & Sleep depraving effort = Money = Vagina (or simply personal creative, satisfaction
)I've thought about customizing this b*tch with some shiny looking parts, as I assume that guys who have done this probably receive more vagina than the rest of us (this must be true because it's what my conscience tells me).
So what it really boils down to is this:
Have you achieved more vaginal companionship since aquiring your 2500?
If yes, then tell us how? & if no... then have you considered selling it as it could be defective?
.......& finally, the most impotant question: Can I use a woman's nipple to rotate the jog wheel? (This question has been bugging me since this morning).
Kind regards,
Shy n' Awkward (London, England)
