
By MeSoHordey
Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:52 pm
Dear Sir -
I have given up. I can't sit around waiting and wondering if you're ever going to come back. Consider me a broken shell of the man I once was. You won. You toyed with my emotions and left me, bitter, abandoned and alone. I will no longer linger on your facebook page, refreshing constantly in hope of an MPC update. And my days of furiously pleasuring myself like a rabid squirrel while hopped up on qualudes and sizzurp outside your favorite Starbucks are over. I will no longer attempt to enter your studio for glimpses of you with your MPC. I most definitely will no longer be reading any more of your mail.
BTW - I notice in this video that you still have the original pads on your MPC. Are these still serving you well Sir?
http://www.www.youtube.com/watch?v=watch?v=ukbpHieXnZY
Awaiting, more patiently than every, your biggest fan,
Meso
I have given up. I can't sit around waiting and wondering if you're ever going to come back. Consider me a broken shell of the man I once was. You won. You toyed with my emotions and left me, bitter, abandoned and alone. I will no longer linger on your facebook page, refreshing constantly in hope of an MPC update. And my days of furiously pleasuring myself like a rabid squirrel while hopped up on qualudes and sizzurp outside your favorite Starbucks are over. I will no longer attempt to enter your studio for glimpses of you with your MPC. I most definitely will no longer be reading any more of your mail.
BTW - I notice in this video that you still have the original pads on your MPC. Are these still serving you well Sir?
http://www.www.youtube.com/watch?v=watch?v=ukbpHieXnZY
Awaiting, more patiently than every, your biggest fan,
Meso
Sometimes I still laugh out loud about the beat kangz and that time some English dude hacked the Akai marketing website and stole a bunch of pictures of the Ren before it was released.

By b.read
Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:00 pm
Just repeat this a few times...should make you feel better. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln8Sj_BDUrs&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln8Sj_BDUrs&feature=fvst
soundcloud.com/twohandfulsoffunk
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By MoreBuck$
Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:56 pm

Good night sweet prince...
Cosmic Pimp stole money from a friend of mine
Ripping off other MPC fam, how low can you get?
Thy_Cow_punchers is the name he is going by now
Ripping off other MPC fam, how low can you get?
Thy_Cow_punchers is the name he is going by now

By sirparksalot
Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:52 pm
This is still going on???? lmao 
Lampdog wrote:InspectahEX wrote:i thought if you're autistic you dont speak?
That's "mute".

By MoreBuck$
Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:03 pm
You bet your ass it is!!!
Cosmic Pimp stole money from a friend of mine
Ripping off other MPC fam, how low can you get?
Thy_Cow_punchers is the name he is going by now
Ripping off other MPC fam, how low can you get?
Thy_Cow_punchers is the name he is going by now

By psr
Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:46 pm
J_Mayer wrote:And by the way, has anyone here ever thought of building a dedicated rack just for the output of the MPC? I'm thinking about getting a 4U rack space and finding two great preamps/compressors so that the drums always have a signature sound... It would be cool to have the MPC perched up on top of one or two mastering-quality units...
Overkill, maybe...
Yeup. I considered doing this with a few black lion audio b12 pre's... but i havent done it yet though. that would be sick. Welcome to the boards. I'm all about the 5000 good choice contrary to popular belief.
Also, I think the sound in terms of clean and punch is better than 1000. but I'm sure many will disagree. but i think its a preference thing. the 1000 has a different sound than the 5000.
MOOG, JOBS, LINN, DILLA
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I sell Dope here
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BeatPPL Podcast
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By temetrepo
Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:01 am
I got a rack unit with 5 pairs of different transformers. Shit is dope. I overload them and use a signal attenuator at the output before hitting my converters. Sweetnessnto my ears. I can use a different pair when i'm looking for a different sound, some are pretty clean, there's others that are straight up grimey.

By psr
Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:40 am
temetrepo wrote::lol: you still waiting for him to come back??.![]()
I got a rack unit with 5 pairs of different transformers. **** is dope. I overload them and use a signal attenuator at the output before hitting my converters. Sweetnessnto my ears. I can use a different pair when i'm looking for a different sound, some are pretty clean, there's others that are straight up grimey.
Nice rack bro! One day I'll be able to knock out something similar. Looking fwd to it
MOOG, JOBS, LINN, DILLA
http://www.BBoyTechReport.com
I sell Dope here
https://beatppl.com/collections/sample-packs
BeatPPL Podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL5OOcitArQ?list=PLFxOLZPGNErh1GcwxnvUarEXg8pDo31OO
http://www.BBoyTechReport.com
I sell Dope here
https://beatppl.com/collections/sample-packs
BeatPPL Podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL5OOcitArQ?list=PLFxOLZPGNErh1GcwxnvUarEXg8pDo31OO
By temetrepo
Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:41 pm
Wurdd. Yea the xformer rack is dope. Just get a couple input xformers from old mixers/consoles and put them together and you'll see the difference they make to the sound. The pair of Shure xformers does a lovely thing to the snare. I dig it
By rookie
Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:29 pm
dabmeister wrote:Wow! You've got an impressive discography there John. Nice to have you join in with the fam here.
Yeah he's like elvis, crossed over.check out his rendition of "Human Nature" MJ would've loved it.
a fool says in his heart,that there is no GOD! "Go find some happiness" http://soundcloud.com/rookie738
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By Lampdog
Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:19 am
I was going through some past threads searching for something and I ran across this, FUNNY as all hell, it made me laugh all over again.....
Let me just be the first to say, Mr. Mayer, "Welcome to the forum". As far as the pads on your 1000, I'd suggest that you get the new fat pads from mpcstuff.com
Regards,
Meso
John - Realize you're probably busy and all but wondering if you got those pads put on your MPC yet. Waiting to hear. Thanks.
Meso
Dear John- you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's **** UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me about your pads
you didn't have to, but you coulda answered back for Tad
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited up all night by the computer
four hours and you didnt show
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his **** idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do....
Awaiting you response with best regards,
Meso
J_Mayer wrote:I'm excited to trade/share ideas on this board and I'm looking forward to getting super knowledgeable on the MPC...
John
Let me just be the first to say, Mr. Mayer, "Welcome to the forum". As far as the pads on your 1000, I'd suggest that you get the new fat pads from mpcstuff.com
Regards,
Meso
John - Realize you're probably busy and all but wondering if you got those pads put on your MPC yet. Waiting to hear. Thanks.
Meso
Dear John- you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's **** UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me about your pads
you didn't have to, but you coulda answered back for Tad
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited up all night by the computer
four hours and you didnt show
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his **** idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do....
Awaiting you response with best regards,
Meso
By rookie
Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:28 pm
Thats pathetic !
a fool says in his heart,that there is no GOD! "Go find some happiness" http://soundcloud.com/rookie738
MPC TUTOR WROTE
this is an end-user discussion forum, not a board of director's meeting.
MPC TUTOR WROTE
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