never start jumping up and down when you find "the heat"...
breath control...
never pay full price...
dont sleep on hank williams jr...
avoid the "digitally remastered" trash...
always throw an extra record in the sleeve when buying to pad your "stats"...
check for warps and scratches of course...
avoid the brittle azz 78s... like the plague...
even if youre not going to cop a record, check the sleeve for roaches, cannabis and otherwise...
dont forget to snatch all the 45 adaptors from all the 7inches...
the bigger the stack, the less likely they will count them...
gang graffiti'ed covers are a must cop, no matter how warped or scratched...
dont forget your jeweler's loupe to read the etchings carefully...
remember that tommy aint your **** boy son...
watch out for bootlegs...
and last but not least.
ask each and every vendor if they got that edan shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
follow these somewhat loosely and you are guaranteed to come home with a shit eating grin...
oh. and maybe even some cool records....
