God i Need **** help... Sequencing, song making, saving

i need **** help... and the manual isn't helping... how do you get together all your samples on the pads and get organized... i do this shit in the program function where i load samples i want, be it snare, kicks, some hi hats and a melody, maybe some pianos... ok thats my program even though it says on the screen "program: chehatsn" how do i change it to my own program? and then when i do change... say i make a loop... simple kick kick snare, kick snare..... then a piano melody... lets say i want to mute a track every 4 bars... how do i do that shit? how do i copy this sequence to sequence 2? i tried all this shit and it makes no sense to me... im a computer person... i don't understand the mpc's directory... where does it save the soundcare or the mpc? i know your just going to tell me to look in the manual... but i tried that shit doesn't help... im driving myself nuts

i doubt any one will answer this post, but ill give it a try;
Before anyone can help, list what you want to do (on your mpc) in CLEAR bullit points...
Then it can be taken step at a time, rather than 1 confusing long question...

Repeat after me...

Eye... Ham...

Sofa... King...

Wee... Tod... Ed...

and if that doesn't help sell your Mpc to me, i'll find it a nice home

basically i can make a simple 4 bar beat... how do i save that beat? and when i save it will the program i used be saved along w/ it? and the same goes for hte sequence, how do i save the sequence w/ it? i've tried doing this time and time again... and whenever i turn the mpc back on i load the sequence and the shit never plays.... theres a second question coming up also.... maybe you can givei me some tutorial advice over the aim.... i have tons of mp3's and porn to offer

when you want to save, hit SAVE ENTIRE MEMORY and make a new folder for your song. that'll do it.

Im sorry to say that you do not sound like a mpc person... More like a Reason person. But im telling you, if you calm down and really get in to this baby. You will ditch your pc and start making love with this thing man... as I am... (through the cf reader)

what is the obsession with you guys making love to the 1000? whats the basis?
I like making music with it, it rocks as an instrument (dont get me wrong) but thats jus plain sick!

Oh i don't know, the 1/4" jacks on the back are a nice snug fit